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The Aliens Want You on Skis
A dear friend, known to his social media following as Homie Rafiki, recently called me from Montana. We caught up as traveling dirtbags...
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Jan 18, 20214 min read


Heavy B and The Great Chicken Massacre of 2018
Most people will never admit to having ever felt anything other than love for their dog. For a time though, I despised mine. Heavy B is a...
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Jan 15, 202111 min read


Bare Midriffs, Flannels and Football: A Post Covid-19 Dream
It’s half past noon on a Sunday in September.
You rise from a deep tequila-induced slumber, the stale taste of last night’s heaters...
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Jan 1, 20215 min read


A Dance with Demons and Delusion
I’ll spare you the self-aggrandizing horseshit about “finding the strength to talk about this” or whatever. Instead, I’ll just come out...
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Jan 1, 202115 min read


How to Handle Every Type of Dirtbag River Rat
Whitewater presents a laundry list of hazards and potentially life threatening scenarios. But if you’re planning on becoming a guide,...
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Jan 1, 20214 min read


Hank, Meet Boat Eater
As a rookie raft guide I had many nightmares involving Boat Eater. Vacations ruined, children injured or permanently scarred, and a few...
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Dec 31, 20206 min read
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